It Must Be Frieday

I work at a Chinese takeout. A woman calls up to complain about her food.

Caller: “I just got two sweet and sour chicken combos, and I didn’t get no fries!”

Me: “Fries? You mean French fries?”

Caller: “Yeah, y’all didn’t give me my fries!”

Me: “Ma’am, this is a Chinese restaurant; we don’t have French fries. I believe you’re thinking of fried rice. Look under the chicken.”

Customer: “Well… I only read the fried part!” *Click*