In Plain English: BURN!

Once, I was in a public bathroom. There was a woman there in her forties or fifties, and there was a young woman on the phone speaking another language. I was washing my hands and the older woman turned to me.

Woman: “Man, don’t you wish people would speak English in America?”

She said it in such a way that it was very clear that she expected me to wholeheartedly and eagerly agree.

Me: “Wow, you must be very desperate to eavesdrop.”

She huffed and puffed and hurried out.