Impossible Demand Meets Unstoppable Employee
I work in a bookstore.
Customer: “I’m looking for a book. Can you help me?”
Me: “Sure. What’s it called?”
Customer: “I don’t remember. But it’s blue.”
Me: “Okay, do you know the author’s name? Or what the subject is?”
Customer: “I just know that it’s blue.”
I found it. It was “The South Beach Diet,” and I got it on the first try.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?