If It’s So Easy A Child Could Do It, Hire A Child!

I’ve been working on a logo for a company that is associated with my office as a sort of “favor” for my boss.

Me: “I’m very happy you like the logo! What kind of files would you like it in?”

Client: “We’d actually like you to just make us a website from that logo.”

Me: “Oh, I actually don’t do websites. I don’t know how to code.”

Client: “Surely you can code. I used to make up codes all the time as a child. It should be easy for you.”

Me: “…”

Client: “Go ahead! Try it!”