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I Like My Eggs Crystallized

, , , | Right | May 2, 2023

Our store has these gorgeous onyx pieces carved into egg shapes.

Customer: “What type of animal is an onyx?”

Me: “It’s a mineral.”

Customer: “Ah… so, that’s why it lays eggs?”

Me: “What? No, these are not eggs. They’re stones.”

Customer: “Oh, so they’re fossils?”

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