I Like My Eggs Crystallized
Our store has these gorgeous onyx pieces carved into egg shapes.
Customer: “What type of animal is an onyx?”
Me: “It’s a mineral.”
Customer: “Ah… so, that’s why it lays eggs?”
Me: “What? No, these are not eggs. They’re stones.”
Customer: “Oh, so they’re fossils?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
