Hummer Bummer

A guest storms into the lobby.

Guest: “Your parking garage doesn’t have enough clearance for my Hummer!”

Me: “There is uncovered parking across the street, ma’am. If your Hummer doesn’t fit in the garage, you could park there.”

Guest: “That’s so unsafe! Go outside and raise the parking lot with a stick or something!”

Me: “That… is physically impossible for me to do.”

Guest: “Well, then you shouldn’t be working with people!”