How To Be Corny And Cheesy At The Same Time
Customer: “Do you have any hamburgers without corn in them?”
Me: “We… Wait… What? None of our burgers have corn in them.”
Customer: “I’m looking at it right now. Right here. The ‘bacon and cheddar cheeseburgers.’”
Me: “Those aren’t pieces of corn; they’re—”
Customer: “Yeah? Then what are they?!”
Me: “Cheese. It’s the cheddar cheese.”
Customer: “Ah.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
