Hey Look, It’s Raining Change

| Right | February 12, 2008

(A lady walks in with a bunch of change in her hands.)

Lady: “Can you give me a dollar bill for all this change?”

Me: “Sorry, it’s against company policy to open the register unless I am making a sale.”

Lady: “But you just opened the register for that kid.”

Me: “Yes, because I was making a sale.”

Lady: “This is bulls**t. You aren’t helping me because I’m Hispanic!”

*starts swearing at me in Spanish and English*

Me: “Have a good day, ma’am.”

*lady continues yelling*

Me: “Have a good day.”

*lady is still yelling*

Me: “Ma’am, I am going to have to ask you to leave.”

(The lady is about two feet away from me and throws all of her coins at me. I didn’t move because I was in shock. She managed to not hit me with one single coin.)

Me: “Ma’am, you dropped your change.”

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