Has A Ring Of Familiarity To It

(A customer comes in, purchases her things, and then leaves. After a couple of minutes, she comes back in.)

Customer: “I can’t find my phone in my car. I don’t remember bringing it in here, but can you help me look for it?”

(She and I both start to look for it.)

Me: “Do you want me to call your phone to make this easier?”

Customer: “Yeah, let’s do that.”

(She gives me the number and I call her phone. After a moment, the ringing starts in her jacket pocket.)

Customer: *embarrassed* “On that note, this idiot is leaving.”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Have a nice day.”