Liquor Is Quicker!
Customer: “Boy, you guys remodeled quick. I was just in here yesterday and it wasn’t like this. Looks pretty nice.”
Me: “Nope, it’s been like this for a while.”
Customer: “Well, you weren’t in here yesterday, so you wouldn’t have known.”
Me: “Sir, I was working here yesterday and the day before that and the day before that. And by the way, you are probably looking for the liquor store that’s next door.”
(Go home, dude; you’re drunk!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
