H2-D’oh!, Part 7
Customer: “Where do you keep the water made with oxygen?”
Me: “Sir, all water is made with oxygen.”
Customer: “Is it?”
Me: “I hope so!”
Customer: “So, why do some waters cost more than others? Do they have extra oxygen?”
Me: “If they had extra oxygen, they wouldn’t be water anymore.”
Customer: “Oh… is that how you make Gatorade?”
Related:
H2-D’oh!, Part 6
H2-D’oh!, Part 5
H2-D’oh!, Part 4
H2-D’oh!, Part 3
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?