Gramps Grumps

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Old Man: “MEAN!”

Me: “Oh, no, that’s no good.”

Old Man: “Yeah, it scares off all the pretty ladies.”

Me: “Well, you don’t want to scare them off. That’s no good.”

Old Man: “I’m 80; I can’t do anything else with them. I might as well scare them away; makes it easier for me that way!”

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