Gramps Grumps
Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Old man: “MEAN!”
Me: “Oh no, that’s no good.”
Old man: “Yeah, it scares off all the pretty ladies.”
Me: “Well, you don’t want to scare them off; that’s no good.”
Old man: “I’m 80; I can’t do anything else with them. I might as well scare them away; makes it easier for me that way!”
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