Gays Can Now Marry And Be As Miserable As Everyone Else!
(My sister is a lot older than me. She is also married. At the moment, she is talking to my mom. I am twelve.)
Sister: “Ugh, he just works all the time and doesn’t help with the house or kids…” *complains some more, and then she turns towards me* “[My Name], be a lesbian; it’s easier.”
(Now it’s a few years later… I followed her advice.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?