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Fractionally More Stupid, Part 4

, , , | Right | June 14, 2023

Customer: “This burger is huge! I just wanted the small burger!”

Me: “Sir, you ordered the half-pounder. That’s our biggest burger.”

He points at the menu showing a ½ pounder and a ¼ pounder.

Customer: “No, it’s your smallest! Two is smaller than four!”

Me: “Sir, in fractions, a half is more than a quarter.”

Customer: “Don’t talk down to me! I did mathology in college!”

Related:
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 3
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 2
Fractionally More Stupid

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