Everyone Hates It When He Brings Salad To The Potluck

A male customer comes up to my register and buys a cucumber and a tube of personal lubricant. Then, he heads to the restroom. He exits empty-handed twenty minutes later and goes back to shopping.

A little while later, a maintenance worker stops by my register.

Maintenance: “I just found this cucumber and this empty tube of [lubricant] in the restroom…”