Even Ugly People Shower Naked

I have just given birth to my first child and I still have a lot of baby weight left. As such, I’m feeling rather self-conscious about how I look, and my husband has been trying to make me feel better. When I am in the shower, he comes into the bathroom with our baby daughter.

Husband: “Look, [Baby], it’s your mommy! She’s naked! But that’s okay because she’s beautiful!”

Although touched, I can’t resist responding:

Me: “So, it’s not okay for unattractive people to be naked?”

He laughed and then awkwardly tried to walk back what he had said.