Even Jon Snow Knows More Than This Guy

Customer: “What’s my phone number?”

Me: “Uh… you can find your phone number in your phone’s settings, sir. I can show you?”

He hands over the phone, but the screen is locked.

Me: “Sir, I need you to unlock your phone.”

Customer: “How do I do that?”

Me: “Uh… you type in your lock code.”

Customer: “What’s my lock code?”

Me: “Only you should know that, sir.”

Customer: “You’re not being very helpful.”

Me: “If you call our helpline, someone there might be able to bring up your account and help you.”

I set him up on our store phone and dial the number for him. He’s on hold for a few minutes, but then he calls me over.

Customer: “What’s my date of birth and address?”

I think the guy was an alien.