Ermehgerd! He Did It!
(I am at my choir lesson. Our director is trying to get us to say, “Pah-rah-gah-te”. We are saying it “Pay-ruh-gah-te”.)
Director: “Everyone say, ‘pah-rah-gah.'”
Us: “Pay-ruh-gah.”
Director: “No! Say, um, ‘Uh muh gahd.'”
Us: “Uh muh gahd.”
Director: “Pah-rah-gah.”
Us: “Pah-rah-gah.”
Director: “Perfect! Now, start singing.”
(We sing the song, with each paragate perfect. This is why he is my favorite director.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
