Economic Recession For Dummies, Part 2

(A customer is cashing in a check worth $650.00.)

Me: “How would you like that back, sir?”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Me: “The cash… Would you like it in large or small bills?”

Customer: “I didn’t know you had different sizes of cash. Can I see which one fits in my wallet better?”

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