Taxing Faxing, Part 2

Me: “We’ll need to put this on a credit card.”

Caller: “I don’t have a credit card.”

Me: “You can pay by check, if you’d like.”

Caller: “Can I fax you a check? I really need this to start right away.”

Me: “We can’t accept a faxed check, sorry.”

Caller: “Well, can I fax you cash then?”