Driving You To Learn

I have been seriously threatening to learn to drive for most of my four-year-old daughter’s life. I tell her that I will be going out to practice driving with her daddy after she goes to bed this evening.

Daughter: “You don’t need to go with Daddy! I can teach you driving!”

Me: “I know, but I need to go in the car to learn.”

Daughter: “No, you don’t! You just get in the car, put on your seat belt, and go—” *runs around and mimes steering* “—’VROOOOOOM!’”

She has “taught” me like this before. I’m glad to say it always starts with putting on the seat belt.