Drinking Your Worries And Shifts Away

(Recently, one of my coworkers didn’t show up for his shift and was unreachable, which caused a lot of inconvenience for the rest of us who had to cover for him. He did come to his next shift and I took the chance to chew him out over it while he tried to explain himself.)

Coworker: “You have to understand, it was Friday night—”

Me: *interrupting* “It was Saturday afternoon!”

Coworker: “Yeah, but at some point I became too drunk to tell the difference.”