Don’t Press Your Luck
Me: “Welcome to [Fast Food Place]. May I take your order?”
Drive-Thru Customer: “Yeah, I’ll take the double cheeseburger.”
Me: “Okay, would you like to make it a value meal?”
Drive-Thru Customer: *screaming* “DON’T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! IF I WANTED A VALUE MEAL, I WOULD HAVE SAID VALUE MEAL!”
Me: “Fine, that will be $1.87 at window two.”
(He drives up, I take his money and hand him the food.)
Drive-Thru Customer: “I’m gonna need ketchup for the fries.”
Me: “Sir, you only ordered the sandwich, not the value meal. I can ring up an order of fries now if you’d like.”
Drive-Thru Customer: “No, you screwed up my order! I’m NOT paying for extra fries!”
(Fed up, I throw some fries in a bag and hand them to him.)
Drive-Thru Customer: “Wait, is it too late to substitute onion rings?”
Me: *slams window shut*
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