The Director Is A Bad Apple
(I am working as a prep cook in a cafeteria that serves over 1000 people daily. For some reason, I am occasionally asked to recycle old food from other stations through my station. For example, I was once asked to make breakfast yogurt parfaits using crushed stale cookies and fruit that was starting to turn. I refused. I am at my station when the director comes walking through the kitchen:)
Director: “Hey, [My Name], can you do something with this?”
(He sets a single apple — rotten on one end — down on my cutting board.)
Me: “Yes, sir, I can!”
(I wait until he has left the kitchen, and then I nudge the apple off my cutting board into the wastebasket.)
Me: “Done. Easy.”
(No one ever came back to check what salad I made for over 1000 people with a single half-rotten apple.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?