Didn’t See “Pet Semetary”

, , , , , | Right | October 31, 2019

(I get a phone call.)

Me: “[Pet-Themed Company Name], this is [My Name].”

Customer: “Hi there. How much would it be to board two dogs?”

Me: “Sorry, what?”

Customer: “I’m going on vacation and I need to board my two dogs while I’m gone.”

Me: “Sir, this is a pet crematorium.”

Customer: “Oh, dear God.”

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