Children Sometimes Force Parents To Stay Together
(I am with my parents in a cheap hotel. I am six and my parents are sleeping because of jet lag. I am still awake and decide to look under the bed. I find handcuffs! I decide to handcuff my parents together. When they wake up I am asleep in the next bed. Their panic wakes me up but I still look asleep. I know I am in trouble. I don’t remember what really happens, but they eventually get the handcuffs off and are about to talk to the hotel people.)
Me: “You got the handcuffs off!”
Parents: “…?”
Me: “…”
Parents: “What do you know about this?”
Me: “I found them under the bed.”
Parents: “You are lucky that those were just magic trick handcuffs so we got out of them easily!”
(It wasn’t until much later that I found out what those handcuffs were probably really used for despite the innocent manufacturer.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
