Birth Control Your Child
(I’m having brunch with my dad when my phone alarm goes off to remind me to take my pill. I reach into my purse, keep my hands below the level of the table, and quietly pop a pill out of the pack. I palm the pill and raise it to my mouth.)
Dad: *cringes* “You shouldn’t take birth control in front of your father.”
Me: *annoyed because I tried to be subtle enough for him to ignore it, and also because I’m in my twenties* “Sorry. Would you rather I wait, miss taking it at the same time every day, and increase my chances of getting pregnant?”
Dad: *cringes harder* “No!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?