Better There Than The Floor

Our store only has two bathrooms, and currently, one is out of order.

My coworker was in the one usable stall when she heard someone come in. As the person approached, she coughed loudly several times to let them know she was in there, but the person used their keys to start to unlock the door!

Coworker: “Uh, I’m in here?!”

Another coworker, a little elderly lady responded.

Elderly Coworker: “Oh, I’m sorry. I thought someone had locked it as a joke and then crawled out! I’m sorry, but I really have to go! I can’t wait!”

And she used her key to unlock the stall with the out-of-order toilet and used it! I couldn’t believe it when my coworker was telling me this, and all I could think of was that it’s a d*** good thing the issue that toilet has is a simple flushing issue and not a leak or anything!