At Least Try To Have Fun With It
(I have just had an easy break-up with my boyfriend. We remain friends afterwards and have no hard feelings. While attending a party together, I see an old friend, and the three of us strike up a conversation.)
Old Friend: “So, how are you two doing?”
Me: “Oh, we broke up.”
Old Friend: “Really? What happened?”
Me: *grinning impishly* “We turned each other gay.”
(My ex and friend just stare at me for a few seconds before laughing.)
Ex: “That’s what you’ve been saying? I’ve just been saying we broke up! I am definitely using that now!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?