At Least Try To Have Fun With It

, , , , | Romantic | August 2, 2018

(I have just had an easy break-up with my boyfriend. We remain friends afterwards and have no hard feelings. While attending a party together, I see an old friend, and the three of us strike up a conversation.)

Old Friend: “So, how are you two doing?”

Me: “Oh, we broke up.”

Old Friend: “Really? What happened?”

Me: *grinning impishly* “We turned each other gay.”

(My ex and friend just stare at me for a few seconds before laughing.)

Ex:That’s what you’ve been saying? I’ve just been saying we broke up! I am definitely using that now!”

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