At Least It Was Only A Watchacallit And Not A Thingamajig

Me: “How can I help you today?”

Customer: *Screaming* “Listen me you [string of profane names]! This is the fourth time you’ve called me looking for…” *quieter* “…what’s-her-face… about this stupid… whatchacallit… You know what I’m talking about! If you call me again, I’m gonna turn you in to the g**d***… whatchacallit… You got it?”

They slam down the phone. 

I shrug and log the call.

Log: “Someone upset about a representative attempting to contact what’s-her-face about the whatchacallit. No further details supplied; call terminated by caller.”