Ah, Fathers, Part 4

(I am seating guests for a ride.)

Me: “Sir, I’m sorry but we can only fit two riders in a seat and four in a car.”

Guest: “It’s all right; the baby can sit in my lap.”

Me: “Sir, I apologize, but we don’t allow lap sitting, either. It’s dangerous for the baby. The lap bar can seriously injure her if we had to do an emergency stop on the ride.”

Guest: “Wait. So, you’re telling me that she counts as a person?”

Related:
Ah, Fathers, Part 3
Ah, Fathers, Part 2
Ah, Fathers

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