Not Usually Compa(red)
(In Nebraska, Husker football games are a really big deal. Nearly everyone wears red Husker shirts.)
Customer: “How come you aren’t wearing a Husker shirt?”
Me: “Well, we have to wear our work uniforms so people know who to ask for help.”
Customer: “That’s practically un-American!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Are you a communist?”
Me: “You’re the one wearing red, sir.”
This story is part of the American States roundup!
