Abstinence, The New Fragrance From The Makers Of Ignorance
(My coworker who stocks pharmacy overnight overhears two young customers looking at condoms.)
Customer #1: “Hey, which condom do you recommend?”
Coworker: “The best kind of birth control is abstinence, but we don’t sell that here.”
Customer #1: “Abstinence? Yo, man, have you heard of that?
Customer #2: “No, I have no idea. How do you spell that?”
(My coworker told them how to spell it, and the customers said they would go home and search it. I pity today’s youth.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
