A Sign From The Lord
(My chorale meets once a week at a church on Wednesday nights, and since we share the building with various other organizations, chorale members have a specific code to get in. The following ensues the first time we try to use our new codes.)
Chorale Lady: *punches code* “Huh?”
Me: “Oh, you can’t—”
Chorale Lady: *ignoring me, punches code again* “They said this was the code… It’s supposed to be [code], right?” *punches it again without waiting for an answer*
Me: “Um, ma’am…”
Chorale Lady: *punches random buttons* “Ugh, this is SOOOOO frustrating!”
Me: *feeling amused and a bit annoyed, points to big 8.5×11″ sign above the keypad* “This might be why. ‘Codes are not working this week; please use intercom.’”
Chorale Lady: *blinks for a minute, then waves dismissively* “Oh, I never read signs if I don’t have to.”
Me: *face-palm*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?