A Good Pickup Line Is Hard To Come By
I’m new to flirting and am interested in this guy I met at work. I’m trying to think of something clever to say, so I blurt out:
Me: “Hey, you know what your name means in Spanish?”
Cute Guy: “No, what?”
Me: “‘To come.'”
He awkwardly chuckles and I suddenly realized that he thought I meant the slang for ejaculation.
Me: “I-I mean ‘come’! C-O-M-E! You know, like, to come and go?”
Cute Guy: “Yeah, sure.”
He assured me he knew what I meant, but oh, man, was that mortifying. We never flirted again.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?