Unfiltered Story #259988

My current boyfriend and I were friends before we began dating. One day, we’re eating ice cream at his house.
My boyfriend; Hey, (my name) can I try your ice cream?
Me; Sure. *holds it out*
Boyfriend; *slowly moves it out of the way and leans in close to my face*
Me; What are you doing?
Boyfriend; *kisses me*
Me; *panics and dumps ice cream in his lap*
Boyfriend; You know, if you wanted to see my popsicle you coulda just asked.
(None of this was in a creepy, against my will way, and he was joking about taking off his pants)