Unfiltered Story #241203

(My aunt was over for a visit and she is VERY homophobic, I’m bisexual and have had a girlfriend before)

Me:Hello
Aunt:Hello ____ it’s nice to see you again.
Me:It’s been a long time since I last saw you.
Aunt:Still not straight I see. Disappointing.
Me:Neither are your teeth but here we are talking about how straight I am.
Aunt:*Turns and leaves abruptly*
Mom:*Walks in* Im impressed. Just don’t do that to your teachers.