Unfiltered Story #208022

(I’m a customer in this story, and I overhear two other customers behind me in an outdoor theatre.)

Viewer 1: But where IS he?

Viewer 2: He’s over there, by that pillar.

Viewer 1: By the WHAT!?

Viewer 2: The pillar?

Viewer 1: *snidely* You mean CATERpillar.

Viewer 2: What? No, I don’t! Why would I tell you he’s standing by a caterpillar? A pillar is the tall thing holding up the balcony! Haven’t you ever heard of a pillar before!?

(I worry for our future when stuff like this happens.)