Unfiltered Story #201649

(We have a customer with extensive tattoos, including on her face, who comes in periodically to do her shopping; she’s also the mother of one of the other employees. This happened when one of my regulars saw her walk past.)
Customer: What’s wrong with that woman? She’s disturbing me!
Me, trying to laugh it off: Oh, she’s just got a different aesthetic.
Customer: No, she doesn’t! She’s got all her arms and legs!
Me: epic face palm
(Fortunately, the tattooed lady was out of earshot for this conversation!)