Unfiltered Story #197539

(I walk into a small run-down gas station with my family. We get everything we need for the road and are waiting to check out. There is no one in sight to serve us. After a few minutes of silence I point out the “fresh hot” deli display that has been turned off for the day.)
Me: Wow, what a wide selection of food, a single chicken strip.
The employee: (Who walked up behind me as my back was turned) But it is a quality chicken strip.