Unfiltered Story #194455

(There’s this dimwitted customer that always calls for my coworker, since he’s the same race as him.)

Dimwit: “Is [Coworker] there?”

Me: “No, he left.”

Dimwit: “For the day? Or for good?”

Me: *facepalm* “For the DAY.”

Dimwit: “OH.”