Unfiltered Story #174538

My dad is in the middle of returning a set of high-end gaming headphones since they were broken by the recipient. Note that at this store, once merchandise has been opened, the return policy no longer applies. My dad knew this and still tried to swindle the store into giving him the refund. If this particular package had, in fact, never been opened, no cords would be visible.

Dad: Yeah, I’d like to return these. They haven’t been opened.

Clerk takes poorly reconstructed box and inspects it: This has definitely been opened. The sealing tape is broken and I can see the charging cord through the package window.

Dad, suddenly angry: I can’t believe this! You just lost a valuable customer!

Cue me, trying to act like I don’t know him.