Unfiltered Story #147742

(I work at a craft store “Where Creativity Happens”, but recently our competitor that sells fabric opened up near mine. Since I am a huge crafter, I went to the grand opening to purchase fabric. I must also add that I have blue hair, and am fairly easily identifiable)

Me: *waiting in line for the cutting counter*

Customer: EXCUSE ME! *grabs my arm* Where are your buttons?”

Me: I’m sorry Ma’am, I don’t work here-

Customer: THAT’S BULLS***, I KNOW YOU WORK AT A CRAFT STORE,SO YOU KNOW!

Me: I work at the other one!

Customer: Then why are you here?!

Me: Because I’m buying fabric?