Zero Em-Bra-assment

| Denver, CO, USA | Right | November 8, 2012

(I work in an adult-themed store that sells clothing. I am stocking nightwear on racks when a middle-aged customer appears.)

Customer: “Excuse me, can you find a [brand of bra] in this size? I looked everywhere and can’t find it.”

Me: “Alright…”

(I disappear into the aisles and return with a bra.)

Me: “Here you go.”

Customer: “Thank you so much!”

Me: “You’re welcome.”

(The customer wanders off to the changing rooms while I return to putting the clothes on the rack. The customer returns, wearing NOTHING except for the bra he just got for her.)

Customer: “How does it look? Will my boyfriend like it?”

Me: *shocked* “Uh… sure.”

Customer: “Thank you!”

(A coworker appears after the woman returns to the dressing rooms.)

Coworker: “Happened again?”

Me: “What is it about these stores that makes people forget their modesty?!”

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  • Dsru Bin

    …wearing NOTHING except for the bra…

    Was she just topless (except for the bra), or was it truly nothing (as this is an “adult-themed” store)?

    • Lord Retro

      I had that happen once. The first time we got to go out without kids after my daughter was born we ended up in a lingerie store that also had adult toys in the back half. We walk in the door and there is a woman standing in front of a fitting room completely nude, talking to her friend and the clerk. It was not a big place, so she obviously saw us and clerk greeted us. She talked for a few minutes and then just got dressed again and they left.

      • Dsru Bin