Your Only Joy In Life Is To Insult Retail Workers, But They’re The Sad Ones? Riiiiight.

When I worked at a cafe, I had one lady come in every day before work and make nasty comments. She was horrible. One day, I had finally had enough.

Customer: “So, are you going to college, or is this pretty much it for you?”

Me: “Are you going to be worthy of the oxygen you breathe, or is this pretty much it for you?”

I got a write-up, but she didn’t try any s*** with me again, so… worth it.