You Shall Not, Never Have, And Will Never Pass
Telemarketing | Working
| June 10, 2013
(I’ve been receiving calls from telemarketers for about a week. I finally get fed up.)
Telemarketer: “Hello, ma’am, I’m calling from telecom to tell you you can save 40% on your next bill.”
Me: “Oh fantastic! Tell me more!”
Telemarketer: “Who pays the bills? Is it you or another person?”
Me: “Me? No. We have our own time travelling wizard.”
Telemarketer: “Can I talk to the wizard?”
Me: “Unfortunately he’s gone on another adventure and won’t be back until last year. I’ll have him call you, as he already knows your name and number.”
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
