You Know That’s Theft, Right, Lady?

I recently got a new Wi-Fi router that I could password lock; my old one locked me out of it somehow. Not long after, the neighbor kids came over to try to get my Wi-Fi password. They weren’t happy when I said no.

Their mother showed up five minutes later.

Mother: “Give us your new password! We want to keep using your service!”

Me: “No! You’ve been costing us significant money in overage fees! You can either pay us the back pay for that, or you can get your own service.”

She stormed off in a huff.