You Got Tango Oscar Lima Delta’d!
I’m taking a customer’s details for furniture delivery. For context, a postcode in the UK contains both numbers and letters.
Me: “And your postcode?”
Customer: “It’s [postcode].”
Me: “Sorry, was that S for ‘sugar’ or F for ‘Freddy’ on the end there?”
Customer: “[Postcode].”
Me: “I need you to tell me if that’s S for ‘sugar’ or F for ‘Freddy’.”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t do all that sigma gamma delta nonsense; I just say it. People just gotta listen.”
Me: “Okay, sir, but I’m a little hard of hearing and I literally can’t hear the difference, so I need you to tell me which it is.”
Customer: “…sugar.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?