Y’all Ever Hear Of Figurative Language?

I created a poster for an organization that had the name of a food in its name. The event also featured a fairly well-established musical act, so I put “[Organization] presents: [Band].” I received a flaming message back from the client.

Client: “A food cannot PRESENT a band; it should say, ‘FEATURING’.”

This was only one in a series of extremely anal, know-it-all reprimands.