His Targets Are Unreachable
(I have to be out of the office for two days, for a surgery, and have permission in writing. I call to remind my boss the day before.)
Me: “Hey, [Boss], just reminding you I’ll be unreachable tomorrow because I’m having surgery.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ve scheduled an auto repo for tomorrow so just make sure the guy has your cell number in case of problems.”
Me: “No, I’ll be completely unreachable. He’ll have to call the office and talk to [Assistant].”
Boss: “Wait, how ‘unreachable’?”
Me: “In the hospital, getting my nose sliced open ‘unreachable.'”
Boss: “Well, what if your children need you?”
Me: “Okay, [Boss], you’re overthinking this.”